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Her Radiancy Queen Eleonora Albanese founds the first National Museum: The FANTASTIC WOOD Museum.
In the Enchanted Forest of the Free Republic of Alcatraz The Royal Elegance Her Majesty the Queen has neatly scattered indescribable works of art. The first critics and gallerists that came to visit the Museum have fainted with emotion and are still recovering, we have to look after them and feed them up. The boars of the valley turned tamed and started getting interested to romance poetry; crows evacuate colored heart-shaped guano. Furthermore, the vision of such wonder seems to heal from colitis.
Among the works we mention "Adam, serve yourself" and "If you are looking for good luck, trust the traditions and steps on here."
Soon there will be inauguration celebrations for the “FANTASTIC WOOD Museum " and the much-anticipated interview with Her Creativity the Queen Eleonora Albanese who will talk about her earth saving project behind such great art.
Alert in Alcatraz! Dangerous winter viruses are inevitably spreading in The Free Republic of Wellness. Curiously those new epidemics are proliferating whitout great concern inside the boundaries of Alcatrazian territory but terrifying Italy and Europe, where thinkers and scientists in charge for order and slothful serenity are searching for vaccines and drugs in order to contrast the diffusion of such colorful infections
Description of symptoms follows:
- Friendococcus: Dangerous virus that attacks the brain cell in its DNA. The effects are irreversible and the infected victim can’t forget the exhilaration of the contagion. The carryings of the Virus speak delirious about magic moments and they are at times caught by uncontrollable laughter when trying to tell about specific episodes. The most dangerous consequences are the loss of sense of property, desire to practice generosity, need to invite friends at dinner and trust in others. The most diffused vaccines abroad are television, computer and other alienating devices. Today unfortunately those remedies turn out to be useless on the victims that result to be totally corrupted by the euphoria of compassion that seems to be unforgettable.
- Virus by contact with nature: peace and adventure sensations stick between toes and fingers of the infected. Impossibility to sit still on the armchair. The victims seem to go back to an animal state and compulsively they climb cherry trees and take their lovers out to watch sunset. Once back at home they can’t stop from separating garbage, consuming responsibly and any occasion is a good one for an outdoor excursion. Until today no cure and no vaccine have achieved to replace the desire for adventure in the unfortunates minds.
- Immaginationoid Positivirus: The electroencephalogram of the infected is scaring. The unfortunates become straight away victims of the rightsideoftheomelette syndrome. The people subject to testes are able to imagine improvements in any occasion and to turn situations upside-down into resounding and astonishing moments. Doctors are trying to cure them by inculcating worries and boring priorities. Verydangerousissimus Virus.
The citizens that recently frequented Alcatraz are supposed to contact the closest medical center, blow a raspberry and get quickly away. Or write to: info()repubblicadialcatraz.com
As thought to be loved you have to love yourself but if nobody loves you how can you love yourself? So if you are lovely with the others they will love you and it will be easier to love yourself (but said between us it's more pleasurable to be at least two lovers). It's then opportune to love to be loved and so love yourself. In one word: LOVE.
Modern semiserious studies of the University of Alcatraz have discovered that Narcisus who loved himself jumped in the swamp and drowned, while mother Teresa who loved even lebbrosi used to hug and kiss them without any danger.
The di-presidents, reasoning and papering between two tea biscuits and a cricket match, have verdicted that:
-It's wonderful to say I'm sorry, recognize one's faults and accept them. But it's at least gorgeous prevent them, be aware of the ones that sorround us walk the extra mile.
-It's true that you have to love yourself first and then the others... but this process has to arrive to a conclusion, others are waiting to be loved and it's not correct to waste the life triyng to love yourself.
-It's ok to be inperfect and weak sometimes but it's deliscously lovable to do the right thing be sensitive and think of the consequences. Not because you have to but because it's great!
-It's absoltely accetable to be late and apologise but it's divine to be there 5 minutes earlier witch without no need of words means: "I was craving to see You!".
-When you know what is right and you do it, you as first will be satisfied and the people that loves you will receve an unpaired gift: your attention.
SLOGAN OF THE SENSITIVAITING CAMPAIGN:
LET'S DO WHAT'S RIGHT FILLING OTHERS WITH LOVE
as to say: DON'T THROW THE WASTE ON THE GROUND EVEN WHEN NOBODY'S WATCHING
in other words: IF YOU HAVE FUN GIVING LOVE YOU'VE GOT A BINGO.
And if it isn't clear yet, come to Alcatraz for a demonstration of professional altruism!
Translation and embeautifullments by: Hayley Melody Buchanan
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